Honestly I know this is petty but like, don’t ever fucking tell me anything about something I introduced you to. I know it. Even if I don’t, I will become apoplectic if you know some shit I don’t about shit that was mine originally so just…don’t ever tell me shit. Ever. I know it and I knew if before you even knew it existed. FUCK

If they want Roe v Wade overturned they can come and take it from my cold dead hands and that’s it

marythacake:

What she says: “I don’t want to have children”

What everyone thinks she means:

ghostclvb:

targuzzler:

jeb bush to his own ass cheeks: please clap

just a heads up I’m gonna fucking kill you for making this post

Menstruation is GARBAGE

cosmog:

hey it’s me bjözo the scandinavian clown

hjönk

distressedphilosopher:

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

This tweet is being slept on, so I’m posting it here

meanplastic:

Honestly…

sapphicwerewolves:

“skinny jeans are out, bootcut jeans are back in!” yeah maybe thats how it is in the berenstain universe but here in the berenstein universe we like our skinny jeans just fine thanks

slutmogs:

Are you threatening me with violence

iwilleatyourenglish:

sputnikcentury:

festeringfae:

onegirlinalltheworld:

”The woman’s got to show up, [like], “We all done, sweetie? Okay. Out you go, I gotta make a story out of this mess.”

#me @ quentin tarantino fans

Mad Max: Fury Road and practically every film JJ Abrams has ever made including The Force Awakens.

Mad Max: Fury Road was edited by Margaret Sixel, who is married to George Miller and who he begged to edit the film because he said that if a man edited it, would be a totally different movie and not one he wanted to make.

Maryann Brandon and Mary Jo Markey edited The Force Awakens. Maryann Brandon has worked on almost all of the shows and films Abrams has worked on and Mary Jo Markey is also a frequent collaborator.

Thelma Colbert Schoonmaker has edited all of Martin Scorcese’s films since Raging Bull and worked with him for around 40 years.

Sally Menke edited all of Quentin Tarantino’s films until her tragic death in 2010.

Julia Bloch is an editor gaining attention for her work on Blue Ruin and Green Room.

about 40% of Hollywood editors are women. when discussing how these women are underrepresented, you need to give their names.

surprisebitch:

pinklikeme:

denielsharman:

denielsharman:

UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

that was such a DAD joke

kanekititan:

rnoistness:

manafromheaven:

Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding

my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

gordon ramsay fetish