modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

deadtom:

People are always talking about Neville and his magical puberty but can we talk about Tina Fey for a second

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I mean

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COME ON

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What the actual fuck?

hostilehottie:

feminists won’t take your opinions seriously because you’re a man? woah dude that sucks. as a woman I can’t even imagine. thank god no one has ever devalued my insight because of my sex and gender

I miss being flirted with jeez

me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
me: what are we
desiedynastee:

Probably one of the best pro-choice arguments I ever did see.

desiedynastee:

Probably one of the best pro-choice arguments I ever did see.

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

keyote:

STOP IT!!!

Woohoo I won’t die f I drink my old ass margarita. Guess who’s getting tipsy tomorrow

I have a question

Does alcohol go bad? I have a margarita that’s been just frozen in a pizza x cup for probably like 3 weeks lmao will I die if I drink that

frankensokka:

If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time

I wanna get DRUNK

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

cockblocksquad:

no-itsbcky:

just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 

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