(Source: steph-was-here, via heytinafey)
It gets a little weird in my brain sometimes.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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Just kidding EVERYTHING HURTS
EVERGTHIBG IS SNL AND NOTUBG HURTS
TRANSPARENT
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how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
(via sylvanburningcenter)
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
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My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
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