kurtbort:

*swirls $6.99 wine*

When someone asks me what I’ve been up to since college

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

ledzeppelinhair:

rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
like
have you ever listened to classic rock

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

me: -bounces leg-
classmate: did you know when you bounce your leg like that, it means your anxious or something
me: yeah?
classmate: you're like always boucing your leg
me: im literally always anxious
liamdryden:


This is… oddly uplifting?

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?